You know you just sang that line and if you didn’t then omg we will never be friends. Yes, it is true, the wait is over; I have started a new blogging venture, one in which I will be not so lax with it all and will be updating weekly!
This first post isn’t going to be the most interesting thing I’ve ever written but, as I am forever berating the people that pop up asking me for sex without even bothering to introduce themselves first, I thought it would be common courtesy to start my new blog with a little prologue, although if you followed me here then chances are you’ve already seen my vagina so an intro to me seems a bit pointless now. If you haven’t, you’re not missing much.
If you haven’t seen me naked and are wondering who the heck I am or why I am banging on about sex and men online, my name is Jaye Rose and I’ve spent all of my adult life working in the sex industry. I have quite literally done it all, from starting out as a glamour model, working in swingers clubs, doing live webcam and sex shows online, working on the “babeshow” TV channels online and then finally becoming a porn performer. I don’t really like to use the term “pornstar” about myself because I’m no Jenna Jameson and I didn’t do it for all that long, but there have been times where I’ve gone online to watch porn and found myself on the homepage. And no, I don’t ever watch my own scenes.
So, what about this blog? It’s going to be more of a “sex and lifestyle” blog. Given that I receive so many e-mails from men that say simply “sex?” I have deduced from this that that is what the people want from me – A SEX RELATED BLOG. Don’t expect lengthy articles peppered with statistics like “70% of women have admitted to faking their orgasms” because first of all, I don’t fake shit and second of all, I have no interest in the sex lives of people who fill out those kind of questionnaires. What you can expect is my unfiltered views on the world and other peoples love lives, safe from behind my computer screen, and a place for me to rant and share tales from my endlessly shameless life. Previously I have always been quite private about my personal life and although I’m not gonna suddenly start posting pictures of family Christmases or linking you to my little brothers SoundCloud, I am planning on giving you a no holes barred (lol), honest insight into my own love, sex and private life.
As you can see, I’ve got a snazzy “Ask Jaye” section where you can ask me quite literally anything and I can post all my replies. I can’t promise that you’ll always like my responses but I can promise that I will be omitting all of the sender’s details and keeping them completely anon. Unless you’ve attempted to “troll” me with something painfully unimaginative like “lol fat slag” or, everybody’s favourite, “I bet your parents are proud of you” (oh, are yours? Wanking into socks in their back bedroom and harassing random women online – I bet yours had higher hopes for you, too).
I’ve also got a “Fanmail” section in which I will be displaying the highlights of my weekly correspondence, for your viewing pleasure. After all, if I’m giving you a look into my world, it’s only right that I also give you a peek into my inboxes and the sheer idiocy that drops into my e-mails and DMs daily.
A lot of people have been asking me “what is it that you do now?” or asking me when new videos of me will be out. I gave up porn quite a few years ago now but I do still shoot solo stuff for my own mini site, here and I sometimes do the odd bit of glamour modeling for other companies. I’ve also recently started shooting models for my own future projects, which are more dominatrix based and aren’t porn, but I absolutely love writing bitchy scripts for other people to read. My business partner baulks at a lot of the scenarios and ideas I come up with and once, half-jokingly, suggested the ideas I have are a glimpse into my inner psyche. Perhaps it is; I absolutely love devising ideas for videos where women have all the control and can mock men. It’s early days with that but I’ve been having a lot of fun directing ladies to do things like stomp on different foods that emulate testicles or finding conveniently placed ball gags in their boss’s desk drawer because porn, particularly fetish stuff, is nothing if not realistic.
And, ladies if you’re ever feeling stressed, it turns out that trampling on things, like hard boiled eggs or men’s hearts, is surprisingly therapeutic.