Well, it’s official. In the words of the legendary British boy band, Blue – “got the city on lockdown”.
(Despite being one of my favourite “man bands” who ever did exist, I never did get to sleep with any of them, which is a source of great disappointment for me, given my affinity for men who can harmonise.)
Yes, the UK has finally caught up with the rest of the world and told us to get our bloody acts together and STAY INSIDE. If one good thing has come from the Corona virus it has to be the discovering of Tiger King on Netflix. Oh my GOD, what a show. If you haven’t seen it – watch it. Now. If you have seen it, please feel free to DM me any memes you find relating to it because they are GOLD. Thank God for social media, keeping us together.
The world is a bit nuts at the moment and everything is fucked and scary and you quite obviously don’t need ME to tell you that. I don’t want this to be all doom and gloom so instead I’ll just talk about myself for a bit, which I am undoubtedly very good at despite not actually having all that much to update you on.
Like an early 90’s episode of Friends, my love life is still very much DOA. There’s absolutely no chance of a hook up in the current climate either, especially because the only lubricant in my house at present is anti-bacterial gel and nothing kills a mood faster than asking a man to wash his hands before you they can even sit next to you.
I’ve had quite a few messages on Insta asking where my OnlyFans has gone and whether I am still shooting, and I can confirm that…dun dun duuuun…I’ve hung up my rather laddered stockings and gone and got myself a normal job! I’ve been modelling since I was 18 so to now be working fully clothed around people is so surreal but I like it. I’ve always suffered with my mental health so having a structured routine and a focus is very important to me. Plus, I’m far too much of a people person to have been spending so much time home alone when I was running my OnlyFans and camming. Ironic really to think that I got a job so I could be back around people more, and now I’ve officially become part of the working from home crew again as offices all over the world are closed due to COVID-19. Either way, for now I’m enjoying not having to be Jaye every minute of every day.
That being said, what a bloody time to have closed my OnlyFans! Not that anyone could have predicted the sheer chaos we are in right now, but a few people have asked me if I’m planning to restart it and I’m really not. The platform itself is brilliant but I just do not want to model so constantly all the time and feel obliged to create content and videos and you just can’t please everybody. If I posted 3 videos a week, people would still ask why I don’t post every day and I can’t keep up with the demand. Plus, because I don’t shoot to the same levels that I did many moons ago now, some people seemed to feel “cheated” by the still-hot-as-shit (such a gross saying) content I was creating.
If pornstars’ got royalities I’d be living on my own private island right now, currently in the process of having a Wagamama’s built right next door to my own pub. As it stands, life and the internet doesn’t work like that buuuut the team over at PornHub decided to give back so I’ve got a couple of videos that I’ve uploaded myself – that you can find here – that, if you watch, I make a couple of pennies from but hey, every little helps right? Plus If you’re beating off to me anyway, you may as well do it in a way that is mutually beneficial to us both; masturbation is a very good stress reliver and it kills some time while we all wait for the world to go back to normal.
In other news, just because I’ve stopped shooting regularly doesn’t mean I’m planning to stop shooting all together. Back in the summertime, I did a shoot at this amazing local studio and the photographer I worked with had the images printed into a 10 page magazine for me to keep and it was so cool! I’ve got about a million images of myself from over the years and obviously I did feature in quite a lot of print magazines during that time too, but I was so impressed with this not for sale style “magazine” that it got me thinking. What if, instead of offering endless videos and levels that I don’t really want to work to on OnlyFans anymore, I start a Patreon instead, something based more around erotica and sexuality, and offer a yearly print magazine as one of the gifts to subscribers.
Would it be something you’d be interested in? I’d also be sharing any behind the scenes videos and photosets but that would purely be as and when I do photoshoots and with no specific timeframes as to when that sort of content would go on there. I’d also give access to more personal blog posts that I’d be locking on here and video content – non explicit stuff, so don’t get too excited! It’s an idea I’m turning over in my mind at the moment and one I’m looking to bring into fruition in the next month or so, so watch this space!
Other than that, I hope you’re all alright out there. I hope none of you are ill from this horrible virus or have relatives that are vulnerable to catching this. I hope you’re staying indoors and watching the Tiger King on Netflix because it’s super crazy and reading something good and not going stir crazy. I wish I’d had the wherewithal to bulk buy some gin before this all kicked off because Lord knows this tap water is doing nothing for me.
Until next time.