Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is Jaaaaye Rose (mate, that fits so ridiculously well with the Jay Z – PSA tune I could not resist) …anyway, I realise I’ve been more than a bit of a Slack Alice when it comes to consistency here and I must shamefully admit that this is because I don’t currently make any money from blogging, which means that it tends to slide down my list of priorities for things to do! I thought I’d come back and give you a quick life and sex update. My sex life has been surprisingly dry recently but I’m going to accredit that to the fact that I’ve finally decided to be a proper adult and have been busy making future life plans. I did, however, give a guy a rather impressive blowjob (even if I do say so myself) in his car after a somewhat boozy night out the other week. Somehow after that we randomly got onto the topic of religion – and here I am refraining myself massively from entering a potentially blasphemous comment about my head game sending him to Heaven or something of that nature – but it turned out that he’s actually really religious and he went off onto this huge spiel about how he doesn’t believe in dinosaurs, which was an extremely surreal conversation to have while the taste of someone’s spunk is still in your gob but hey, welcome to my life.
Speaking of life, I also had some rather surprising news on that same night, after stumbling home and randomly deciding to check my e-mails. It turned out that I had in fact won an award for best sex blog – so as you can see, it was rather an eventful night all round. I entered my blog for the UK Blog Awards competition months ago now and even after getting voted into the final, I didn’t think I had a chance of winning simply because my blog is not like other sex blogs out there and I was convinced my lack of consistent updates would mean other bloggers would never take me seriously. You think I’d have learnt by now that I am a terrible judge of character because as it turns out, my ridiculously blunt, ridiculously open little old blog was voted “Best Sex Blog 2019” in the UK Blog Awards!
(The badge I get to now use on my blog and social media etc makes it look like I’ve literally just won an award for sex, which is fine with me as I did actually once win a medal for dick riding and I swear I am not making that up. It’s buried away somewhere under stacks of magazines that feature me because I had no plans to wear it around like Olympic athletes do with their medals.)
Honestly though, its genuinely so nice to get recognition online for something that isn’t attached to my body. I love to read and I love to write and its funny because starting a blog like this and sharing my writing with an audience has felt so more personal to me than sharing my body online does, so to know that people actually enjoy what I put out there genuinely makes me wanna go all gooey. That being said, I hearby promise to be much more consistent with my writing and with the other similar plans that I’ve had fizzing around in my head lately. I am not even joking when I say I have even gone to the mammoth effort of MOVING HOUSE in order to have one full room to work from, just to ensure I actually pull my finger out this year and GET SHIT DONE. I am the worst person to work from home because all I do is wander from room to room watching Netflix on different devices so I’m really hoping that once my desk gets delivered I might actually get my head together and make a bloody effort.
I’ve had more than a few people tell me I should turn my blogging into vlogging and start a Youtube channel but honestly, as comfortable as I am in front of the camera, I really can’t be arsed to. I’ve never had big aspirations to be a vlogger and I’ve also heard that its incredibly hard to monetise videos that talk about – gasp – sex on such a PC platform as Youtube, which makes me even less inclined to explore that avenue. I don’t watch a lot of Youtube myself but from what I’ve seen of other peoples channels I don’t want to find myself feeling like I need to film clothing hauls that see me trying on countless pairs of yoga pants in order to get my views up. Not that there’s anything at all “wrong” with this type of video but its not what I wanna do and I know I’ll start pressuring myself constantly about getting more views. It’s just not a rabbit hole I want to fall into. The only type of videos I’d ever consider doing there would be ASMR ones because I bloody love those things!
What I am very much planning to do though is start a podcast in the same vein as my blog. Podcasts are hands down my favourite medium and I much prefer the idea of being able to sit in leggings and no make up and have a chat than having to make an effort and set up a camera and all that jazz in order to upload a video. My plan is to get this idea up and running in the next few months and to do so I’m toying with the idea of creating a Patreon so that people can (hopefully!) pledge a few quid a month in order for me to be able to get this idea off the ground. I’ve got lots of different ideas for different things I can offer for different pledge tiers and am genuinely excited to start creating content for that too. I’ll of course still be filming and shooting for my OnlyFans page but I’m hoping having a Patreon account too will give those who follow my writing but have no real interest in seeing my vagina the chance to still contribute and not have to receive a pair of my worn knickers in return.
That’s about it for now with regards to where I’m at currently. Thank you to all those who voted for my blog in the awards, thanks to those who care enough to read the stream of consciousness type posts I manage to cobble together to post here and I hope I can continue to regale you with my tales and viewpoints for years to come. (or cum, lol, sorry not sorry).