Well, it’s official. In the words of the legendary British boy band, Blue – “got the city on lockdown”.
(Despite being one of my favourite “man bands” who ever did exist, I never did get to sleep with any of them, which is a source of great disappointment for me, given my affinity for men who can harmonise.)
Yes, the UK has finally caught up with the rest of the world and told us to get our bloody acts together and STAY INSIDE. If one good thing has come from the Corona virus it has to be the discovering of Tiger King on Netflix. Oh my GOD, what a show. If you haven’t seen it – watch it. Now. If you have seen it, please feel free to DM me any memes you find relating to it because they are GOLD. Thank God for social media, keeping us together.
The world is a bit nuts at the moment and everything is fucked and scary and you quite obviously don’t need ME to tell you that. I don’t want this to be all doom and gloom so instead I’ll just talk about myself for a bit, which I am undoubtedly very good at despite not actually having all that much to update you on.